[Chorus]
I eat pills like jellybeans
I was abandoned like Joe Dirt
Hit with a belt more times than Pootie Tang
I fight gorillas like Pootie Tang dad
Got a white bitch like Pootie Tang
White bitch like Hilary Duff
Got a asian bitch like Brenda Song
I spit when I talk like Conway
I would stand all day in the hallway
I'll stand all day on the block
I'll go to sleep standing up
Ex girlfriend like, "You balling"
So much money make her mad at me
So much money make a bitch hate me
Bitch like I hate that you ballin
Ain't no more room on my dick, get off
No more room on my dick, get off
Ain't no room on my dick, get off
No more room on my dick, get off
I just did a bean, girl, get off
Bust on her face, she licked it off
No more room on my dick, get off
Stalked my Instagram, seen I bought a car
I was cooking crack in my long johns
Twenty thousand when I'm waking up
Twenty thousand when I go to sleep
Twenty thousand on a bad day
Twenty thousand on me all week
[Verse]
Ten thousand just to buy some weed
Bitch talking 'bout I could've bought her a BBL
Bitch you deserve a neon
You want a Benz, what? Here go this Nissan
Keep acting dumb, get you a Kia Soul
Bitch, I will buy you an X1
Your baby daddy head look like a XBOX
Don't be mad at me 'cause you and him gotta slapbox
No more room on my dick, girl, get off
If it's not the Henny, it's the boss sauce
I'm the boss that got the sauce
N***as running 'round here dancing with lipgloss
Get out my face 'fore I get pissed off
Kitchen look like Longhorn
Kitchen look like Outback
Get off my dick and my ballsack
Slimetime, we got all that
Kick a bitch out like Uncle Phil
Kick a n***a out like Uncle Phil
Kick a bitch out like Uncle Phil
Kick a n***a out like Uncle Phil
Kick a bitch out like Uncle Phil
Kick a n***a out like Uncle Phil
Kick a bitch out like Uncle Phil
Kick a n***a out like Uncle Phil
I'm Uncle Pills, Uncle Pills, Uncle Pills, Uncle Pills
Uncle Pills, Uncle Pills, Uncle Pills, Uncle Pills
I'm Uncle Pills, Uncle Pills, Uncle Pills, Uncle Pills
I'm Unc' with pills, Neph with Pills
Girl, I got girl
N***a with girl, n***a with girl
I'm a n***a with girl, a n***a with girl
Shirt say "I got best dope in the world"
I might fuck that bitch with my shiesty on
I might make that bitch put a shiesty on
He don't even know if she lightskin or darkskin
Booty look like a Thanksgiving platter
Fuck her while she cooking, it don't really matter
Them pussy muscles be working out
I'm a drug dealer, baby, it won't work out
I live off Henny, I do not work out
[Chorus]
I eat pills like jellybeans
I was abandoned like Joe Dirt
Hit with a belt more times than Pootie Tang
I fight gorillas like Pootie Tang dad
Got a white bitch like Pootie Tang
White bitch like Hilary Duff
Got a asian bitch like Brenda Song
I spit when I talk like Conway
I would stand all day in the hallway
I'll stand all day on the block
I'll go to sleep standing up
Ex girlfriend like, "You balling"
So much money make her mad at me
So much money make a bitch hate me
Bitch like I hate that you ballin
Ain't no more room on my dick, get off
No more room on my dick, get off
Ain't no room on my dick, get off
No more room on my dick, get off
Bust on her face, she licked it off
Stalked my Instagram, seen I bought a car
Twenty thousand when I'm waking up
Twenty thousand when I go to sleep
Twenty thousand on a bad day
Twenty thousand on me all week
[Outro]
(Varg Two Trademark)