Soon as I met her I knew that she'd be a handful
Not in a good way, the kind you can't fool
Sarcastic and I usually dig that
But this was a chick that, you brace for impact
Whenever you talk to her, because

You never know, where it's gonna go
I rather let her go, then be all shook
Well let me take it back, see how
The whole thing started on the wrong foot
We're in Wutai, traversing the area
When guess who tries to steal my Materia
Call herself a thief but she got caught bout it
Now I don't hit women, kinda thought about it
Had to hunt her down u gotta be kidding me
I'm all about the chase, but not literally
We found her and she promised she was to be trusted
But her personality’s got me disgusted
Plus my heart is in another place
I see my true love when I look at any other face and ummm

Something's telling me not to trust her
But my homies tell me they love her
Nothing in common with a guy like me
But she probably can help us maybe I might be
Just a little bit jaded by the way that she portrayed it
I would hate it if she played us man I got nothing to say but
Just watch out
Keep your distance, be persistent
Cuz you gotta watch them ninjas

Went on an innocent date and she got frisky
Even moved in and tried to kiss me
Talk about awkward, I turned to the right thankfully
Date over! I'm sorry girl this ain't for me
She's got skill and technique when we go to battle
But gets motion sickness every time we travel
Pokes and prods but I never let it get to me
Some kinda ninja pullin kung fu treachery
Like a doctor wu? I'm watching you, you know my steelo

You're aware of what I can do
But she is kinda funny, so I can't imagine hurting her
I may be a liar but I don't think I'm a murderer
She did heal me with her clear tranquil
Then got smart with me when I tried to say thank you
So listen up, descendant of shinobi
I can't be your lover, but I'll call you a homie, for now
But I won't turn my back for a second
So kill all the passive aggression
Cause this is what it is
Something's telling me not to trust her
But my homies tell me they love her
Nothing in common with a guy like me
But she probably can help us maybe I might be
Just a little bit jaded by the way that she portrayed it
I would hate it if she played us man I got nothing to say but
Just watch out
Keep your distance, be persistent
Cuz you gotta watch them ninjas

Real talk, facts, no cap, one hundred
Any other way that kids in any society say
That these are facts, that have just been spat
It’s the truth
What’s the difference between a ninja and a letter
You can send a letter back, a ninja not so much
What do you call a ninja hitchhiker
Stranded, that’s what
No matter what, no matter what
Never ever trust a ninja