[Intro: Priyanka]
Oh, Santa
Ho-ho-ho, look at me go
Ho-ho-ho, sleigh my name

[Verse 1: Lemon]
Ridin' on his nose, make it red like Rudolph
And if his stocking hung, you know I'm takin' the boot off
He eat my cookie like we runnin' outta Biscoff
Got a North Pole so thick, make a bitch cough
Santa's coming and he ain't the only one
Baby, if you bring me presents, we can have a little fun
Naughty list made a bitch number one
I'm the star at the top of the tree, Stun!

[Verse 2: Priyanka]
There is a man up in the North
I write him letters back and forth
He brings me everything I need each year
Knows whеn I'm good, knows when I'm bad
He makes mе happy when I'm sad
He gives me all that big ol' holiday cheer

[Pre-Chorus: Priyanka]
Wrap me up and send me to the North Pole
'Cause we gonna get busy, no time for carols
Fa-la-la-la, you're making me wet
Baram-ba-boom-boom, you're making me sweat
(Ha-ah-ah-ah, oh-oh-oh)
You saw me kissing Santa Claus
(Ha-ah-ah-ah, oh-oh-oh)
It wasn't mommy after all
[Chorus: Priyanka]
Ho-ho-ho, look at me go
Ho-ho-ho, sleigh my name
Ho-ho-ho, look at me go
Ho-ho-ho, sleigh my name

[Post-Chorus: Priyanka & Shea Couleé]
Ha-ah-ah-ah
Ha-ah-ah-ah-ha
Oh-whoa-oh-oh

[Verse 3: Priyanka]
My Santa baby buys me toys
Shake that box, you know that noise
Don't wait 'til morning, open up tonight
Dash of sugar, spoon of spice
Lick the icing, taste so nice
Eat my cookie, have another bite

[Verse 4: Shea Couleé]
Even if we're far apart
I know I'll have you in my heart
I'm savin' all my mistletoe for you
I'll give you all my Candy-grams
Because you are my only man
I know you feel the same way I do
[Pre-Chorus: Priyanka & Shea Couleé]
Rock my jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Takin' pictures of your jingle bell- ah!
Fa-la-la-la, you know what that means
Baram-ba-boom-boom in your gingerbread dreams
(Ha-ah-ah-ah, oh-oh-oh)
You saw me kissing Santa Claus
(Ha-ah-ah-ah, oh-oh-oh)
It wasn't mommy after all

[Chorus: Priyanka (Shea Couleé)]
Ho-ho-ho, look at me go
Ho-ho-ho, sleigh my name
(Sleigh my name)
Ho-ho-ho, look at me go
(Look at me go)
Ho-ho-ho, sleigh my name

[Verse 5: Alaska Thunderfuck]
Hey Santa, come on sit on my lap
You've got a beard and a belly and I like that
Up on the North Pole it must get kinda lonely
But like the Dream Girls, we got one night only
I wanna give you everything you ever wanted
On a scale of one to ten I think that you might be a hundred
I'll take you 'round the world and I'll never ever fail ya'
It's cold here but it's summer in Australia
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus: Priyanka, Alaska Thunderfuck, Both]
Ho-ho-ho, look at me go
Ho-ho-ho, sleigh my name
Ho-ho-ho (Ho-ho-ho) (You better)
Look at me go (Look at her go) (You better)
Ho-ho-ho, sleigh my name

[Chorus: Priyanka, Alaska Thunderfuck, Shea Couleé, All]
Ho-ho-ho, look at me go
(Look at her go)
Ho-ho-ho, sleigh my name
(Sleigh my name, ooh)
Ho-ho-ho (Santa)
Look at me go (Santa)
(Look at me go) (Ah-ah-ah-ah)
Ho-ho-ho, sleigh my name