[Spoken]
Okay, you guys
I'm gonna sing you this song right now
This is kind of a sweet song
I sing it to my wife, because she lets me talk about so many things
In front of you people
And she doesn't even get mad at me
She's pretty damn cool, so here we go

[Verse 1]
I met you 20 years ago, and we talked all night
You drag me under the table, yeah
It was love at first sight
I'd knew right then and there

[Hook 1]
I'd grow old with you

[Verse 2]
I said I'd tell you jokes whenever you're sad
Make you a mom if you made me a dad
Oh, it's been so much fun

[Hook 2]
Growing old with you
Oh, oh
[Verse 3]
I love you, foot rub you
Tell you you're the only one I'm thinking of
Make big decisions with you, try new positions with you
Even sit and watch fucking "Eat Pray Love"
2 times in a row

[Verse 4]
Now when I'm on a diet, you take away my potatoes
Say "Fuck all these guys" after reading Rotten Tomatoes
I hope they all die miserable deaths

[Hook 3]
As I grow old with you

[Verse 5]
You scold me, you hold me
Look the other way when I dress like a pimp
You cry to me, you lie to me
But only when you tell me that the dick looks big

[Verse 6]
Now, we don't need a big house, we don't need any money
All we need is you and me, and Sadie and Sunny
I got everything I want
[Hook 2]
Growing old with you

[Spoken]
And this goes for all of you guys here tonight

[Outro]
Thanks for growing old with me

[Spoken]
All right, you all
Thank you so much
Respect! Rock and roll!
I love you, too
Let's do it again sometime
Thank you
Thank you
Well, folks, I've been given the light, and I must go
But thank you very much
Enjoy the rest of the show *Cheers*