[Skit: Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Frank Coraci, Judd Atapow, and All]
Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun
[all agree]
Whoa, do you smell that skunk?
Yeah
You know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds me of growing up
[all agree]
It kinda reminds me of smelling weed
[all agree]
Hey, it reminds me of smelling a pussy
[all agree]
It reminds me of smelling an ass
[all agree]
It reminds me of smelling a 60 year old guys ass
[car screeches, he drops out of the car]
M4: "Hey, screw you guys! I am who I am! Deal with it"

I'm glad we got rid of him. He was a weirdo!
Oh my God, that was a little out there, hey check out a water slide, man, those things always remind me of my 13th birthday party, remember that
[all agree]
Hey, it reminds me of that girl I met last year who was a lifeguard at one of those things, she was unbelievable
[all agree]
Hey, it reminds me of that rich girl I went out with and when her dad went out of town we fooled around in his Jacuzzi
[all agree]
It also reminds me of the time I saw a 60 year old guy slide down one of those things and he was going so fast his bathing suit fell off, and I just stood there at his big beautiful hairy balls flopping around, holy geez I wanted to lick em'!
[car screeches he drops out of it]
I hate you guys, you tricked me into sayin' that. You'd better not tell anyone!"
I always knew that guy was a little weird
Hey, there's a pizza place it smells awesome
It reminds me of the time I used to work in a pizza place
It reminds me of my first date with this girl named Ginger, I took her to a pizza place
Hey, it also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza, and then went over to a 60 year old man's house and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids
[car screeches, he drops out of it]
Don't get all high and mighty! He wanted me to do it! Screw you for judging me!

Man, they were all crazy. Hey, what's that!
Cow: "Moo"
"Oh my god! Aaaaahhh!"
[car chrashes]

[Outro: Adam Sandler]
Hey that last skit was written for a reason. If any of your buddies have fooled around with a 60 year old man, don't throw them out of your car, or you will die. Now enjoy the rest of the album