[Intro]
Ooooh yeah

[Verse 1]
Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato
Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato
Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes
Won't you peel my banana like a pack of wild apes
I'm your food innuendo guy
Your food innuendo guy

[Verse 2]
Baby, baby, baby, you got honeydew melons
Baby, baby, baby, can't you see broccoli swellin'
Oh baby, baby, baby, I wanna taste your watercress
I wanna slip my celery stick up the back of your dress
I'm your food innuendo guy
Your food innuendo guy

[Refrain]
Oh what will it take, don’t go so soon
You'll miss my carrot cake and my cream of mushroom

[Verse 3]
Oh baby, baby, baby, my jalapeno's red hot
Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stuff all that cabbage you got
I'm your food innuendo guy
Food innuendo guy
[Bridge]
Oh yeah
Oooooooh yeah

[Verse 4]
Oh baby, baby, baby, you got eggplant parmigiana
Baby, Baby, baby, bite my zucchini if you wanna
I'll give you fresh fruit salad, I don't get it from no can
Your string bean days are over, I'm your cucumber man!
I'm your food innuendo guy
Food innuendo guy

[Outro]
Oh, so delicious