[Intro]
Uh, this one is kind of a Bee Gee-esque tune. Kind of a... You like the Bee Gees out there? I always liked the Bee Gees

[Chorus]
Slow, slow
Slow, slow
Slow
Mr. Slow Mo
Mr. Slow Mo
Slow, slow
Mr. Slow Mo
Mr. Slow Mo
Slow, slow
Mr. Slow Mo
Mr. Slow Mo
Slow, slow
Mr. Slow
Mr. Slow Mo
Mr. Slow Mo

[Verse]
I'm the slow-motion man in the crosswalk
Walking just as slow as I can
Holding up the traffic as I walk across the street
Hardly even seems like I'm picking up my feet
I'm the slow-motion man In the crosswalk
California laws will protect me
Then an earthquake hits and I fall deep in a crack
And everybody cheers 'cause I'm dead
Slow, slow
Dying so slow
[Outro]
Thank you