[Intro]
Okay, here comes a song. More dancing
Yeah, let's hear you, Ohio
Ohio
Yes, sir. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Should we clap along?
Alright, let's lose that, I hate it
Sorry, you were right on it, it's a thing of mine, man
I don't fucking like that shit, it was startling me

[Verse]
Well, we all know a guy who shaves his chest
We all know a guy who wears a leather vest
We all know a guy who knows a lot about coffee
We all know a stud who would fight anyone
We all know a fool who wears his hair in a bun
We all know a guy who says he fucked his babysitter when he was twelve
And yeah, we all know a guy who wears too much cologne
We all know a guy who's better when he's stoned
We all know a guy who hugs your wife five seconds too long
Well, we all know a guy who's starting a band
We all know a guy who's missing a hand
We all know a guy who doesn't work
But still goes twice a year to Ibiza
We all know a guy who said he almost went pro
We all know a guy with a red afro
We all know a guy who's dick color doesn't match his body
We all know a guy whose hair always looks wet
We all know a guy with a pig as a pet
We all know a guy who knows a guy who says he knows Guy Fieri
And we all know a guy with weird allergies
We all know a guy who sneezes in threes
So how come we don't know who my real father is?
[Outro]
No, thank you. Thank you. I'm a triple threat though. You didn't know I could dance that fucking good. Took many lessons growing up, man