[Verse]
We're on a runaway train
The conductor had a meltdown
The people in the dining car
Are screaming really, really loud
We need a hero, someone to save us
Yeah, we need a hero to bring us through the danger
We need a hero, somebody competent
We need a hero to save the day, yeah
So I put the engineer's hat on the top of my head
The people go fucking crazy
A guy says, "You're the man, man"
And a deaf woman signs "Go get 'em"
Then I go to the cab and I toot the whistle
That's something I always wanted to do
Then right away we fly off the bridge
Because I don't know what I'm doing

[Outro]
Thank you, thank you, thank you