[Intro]
Okay, this is for the people who either live together or have been married for a while. Okay? This is for you

[Verse]
You're giving me a strange look In the mirror
As I brush my teeth
I don’t know What I could have done wrong
'Cause I literally just woke up
Maybe you had a dream that I cheated on you
Or you remember something mean I said like two fucking years ago
All I know is that all day long it's gonna be weird

[Chorus]
(Eggshells)
Why the hell is she walking past me without talking?
(Eggshells)
I told her her hair looked good
And that somehow made things worse
(Eggshells)
When she picks up the phone, she uses a nice voice
But when she hangs up it’s back to fucking monotone
(Eggshells)
I see you're reading a book In the kitchen
But she hasn't turned a page In forty-five fucking minutes
(Eggshells)
Then I realize I said yesterday
I'd start going on walks with her
But I didn't say it with enough enthusiasm
[Outro]
Thank you