Adam Sandler
Intervention Song
Radio: Time to cry, Davey, over
Davey: What? Get out of here, I'm leaving...
GNC bottle: You can run from Whitey, but you ain't gonna run from us
Footlocker guy:
We all heard what happened
At the skating rink today
When Whitey brought up your sad past
You snapped and walked away
Well maybe they're on to something that
You should give a try
Go ahead and let it out
And have yourself a cry
Wooden child soldiers: Let it out, Davey
Davey: Aw, shut your wooden mugs
Dress: Let it out, Davey
GNC bottle: Would you check out her bazugs
Davey:
You want me to deal with pain
Well cheers is what I say
GNC bottle:
This here stuff just numbs the pain
It don't make it go away
Candy box lady: You try to act so tough
Footlocker guy: But you just live a lie
Dress:
Why don't you show your feminine side
And have yourself a cry
Java cup: Let it out, Davey
Davey: I'll pour you down the sink
Chair: You gotta do it, Davey
Davey: Ya'll can bite my dink
You labels and logos are wasting your time
Makin' me sit here
'Cause nothing you can say or do
Will make me shed a tear
Panda:
He possesses a strong spirit
And won't let down his guard
Footlocker guy:
So now we'll bring in the big gun:
His beautiful Chanukah card
Radio: Take it Davey, might have money in it, over
Father: Happy Chanukah to our wonderful son
Mother: You fill our lives with joy
Father and Mother:
Don't ever change the way you are
You beautiful, twelve-year-old boy
Police officer 1: Breaking and entering? I knew you'd screw up eventually, Stone
Davey: I'm sorry, guys
Police officer 2: Save your sorrys for the judge