[Intro]
"They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right.."
"This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song"
"I hope you enjoy it."

[Verse 1]
Love to eat turkey
Love to eat turkey
("I love you Adam!")
"Ohhh, I love you!"
Love to eat turkey
'Cause it's good
Love to eat turkey
Like a good boy should
'Cause it's turkey to eat
So good

[Break]
"That clappin's messing my head up man. I appreciate it
But I was trying to think of the next line and all I hear is clapping
Here we go, thanks anyways"

[Verse 2]
Turkey for me
Turkey for you
Let's eat the turkey
In my big brown shoe
Love to eat the turkey at the table
I once saw a movie with Betty Grable
Eat that turkey all night long
Fifty million Elvis fans can't be wrong
Turkey lurkey doo and turkey lurkey dap
I eat that turkey then I take a nap
[Verse 3]
Thanksgiving is a special night
Jimmie Walker used to say "Dyn-o-mite!"
That's right
Turkey with gravy and cranberry
Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry
Turkey for you and turkey for me
Can't believe Tyson gave that girl VD

[Verse 4]
White meat, dark meat, you just can't lose
I fell off my moped and I got a bruise
Turkey in the oven and the buns in the toaster
I'll never take down my Cheryl Tiegs poster
Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil
My brother likes to masturbate with baby oil
Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy Davis Jr. only had one eye

[Verse 5]
Turkey for the girls and turkey for the boys
My favorite kind of pants are corduroys
Gobble gobble goo and gobble gobble gickel
I wish turkey only cost a nickel
Oh, I love turkey on Thanksgiving
[Outro]
Happy Thanksgiving everybody!