[PHIL HARTMAN]
Ladies and gentlemen, as we close out our 19th season, let’s say goodbye to the Saturday Night Live family singers

[ALL]
So long, farewell! Auf wiedersehen, goodnight!

[KRISTY AND LUCY]
We sell you jeans, like even if they're too tight

[ALL]
So long, farewell! We must be stealing

[TORI SPELLING]
Watch 90210

[IKE TURNER]
I'm sorry, Kevin Nealon

[ALL]
So long, farewell! We'd like to give you more

[NORM MACDONALD, JAY MOHR, SARAH SILVERMAN]
We're not on a lot so we'd better try and score

[ALL]
So long, goodbye! It's time to say farewell
[LINDA RICHMAN]
I feel verklempt, so talk amongst yourselves

[ALL]
So long, farewell, we have to bid adieu

[ZORAIDA]
What makes you think that I won't cut you?

[ALL]
So long, farewell! To say goodbye is sad

[RICHARD LAYMER AND PAT RILEY]
We skipped this year and that's why it was bad

[ALL]
So long, farewell! We'll wake up bright and early

[MICHAEL MCKEAN]
I don't have a character yet, but I was on Laverne & Shirley

[MATT FOLEY]
So long, farewell! Hey, what am I, chopped liver?
I need to sleep in a van down by the river

[PHIL HARTMAN]
You know, I can’t imagine a more dignified way to end my eight years on this program
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye!