[Verse 1]
Nasty Cathy, are you still hustlin'?
Are you still drinkin' your white Russians?
Are you in a blue bug with the top down?
A little lakeside drive around
Is your phone blowing up, people showin' up
'Cause you still got the best weed in town?

[Pre-Chorus]
Hey, I wonder where you are now
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Did you find another jukebox bar now?

[Chorus]
Are you up there somewhere still singin' My Maria?
Rolling up a joint sayin' pass the tequila?
Is your laugh still loud and real raspy?
Does your perm still look a little ratty?
Give a hundred dollars just to know why they call you nasty, nasty Cathy

[Verse 2]
Are you more mellow?
Are you great beyond it?
Did you finally get that water bed you wanted?
Are you playin' air drums in the air tonight?
Taco Bell in the drive thru line
Is your profile pic still red lipstick? Glamour shot from '89

[Chorus]
Are you up there somewhere still singin' My Maria?
Rolling up a joint sayin' pass the tequila?
Is your laugh still loud and real raspy?
Does your perm still look a little ratty?
Give a hundred dollars just to know why they call you nasty, nasty Cathy

[Bridge]
Hey, did you get the red balloons we sent?
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Let 'em all go in a red sunset
[Chorus]
Are you up there somewhere still singin' My Maria?
Rolling up a joint sayin' pass the tequila?
Is your laugh still loud and real raspy?
Does your perm still look a little ratty?
Guess I'll never know why they call you nasty, nasty Cathy