You probably can't stand your glasses
But you probably need them to read
You probably waste all your down time
And you probably don't get much sleep

You probably don't like the movies
But you probably go anyway
You probably fight with your mother a lot
When you feel like there's nothing to say

You probably don't care for punk rock
But you probably love "Crooked Rain."
And you probably don't talk to strangers like me
But you wish we'd talk to you just the same

So I should probably say something to you
But I'd probably ruin it then
It's best for us both if I keep my mouth shut
And just stay on my side of the train