[Verse 1]
I was sitting by myself late at night on a bus
When a kid walked up to me and he was curious
No more than four or five, he sighed
And asked "Are you alone?"
I nodded "yeah", and he shook his head
And said "Do you have games on your phone?"

[Chorus]
And I said
"As a matter of fact, I do
And it's called Kingdom Maker"

[Verse 2]
So I handed him my phone
Said "Why the long face?"
His chin was next to his chest
He looked a disgrace

He said, "The wife's long gone, my car got towed
'Cause I got money owed to the bank
My 401k is down in the dumps
And I've got chumps on Wall Street to thank."

[Chorus]
And I said, "Damn, son
Sounds like you've got it bad
How 'bout you play Kingdom Maker?"
[Scatting]

[Verse 3]
So he stroked his beard and jeered
"What's this game about?"
Well, it's a strategy game where you can battle, betray
And boink royalty throughout

You've got a truckload of choices to make
Before the orcs burst in and cripple your fate
So build up your armies, be ruthless and charming
There's virtual lives at stake!

[Chorus]
Ah, strategize the very best you can
'Cause it's Kingdom Maker

[More scatting]

[Verse 4]
Then the bus slowed down, I looked around
And the kid had disappeared
And so it seems it was all a dream
That strange boy with a beard

I slept so long that I missed my stop
Not a clue where I could be
My phone was dead, and so I said
"Driver, could you call me a taxi?" (Driver)
"...Driver, could you call me a taxi?" (Could you call me a taxi?)

"...Driver...?"

And the driver said...

[Chorus]
"Just one sec, I'm a little busy now!"
'Cause he was playing Kingdom Maker

[Spoken Interlude - Ad Read]
You can literally do whatever you want in this game. It's nuts, okay? You can customize every aspect about your kingdom, and every choice has a consequence later on. So click the link in the description to learn more about Kingdom Maker and use my code to get a head start in the game!

[Outro]
Yeah!

Kingdom Maker
(Kingdom Maker)
Kingdom Maker (Kingdom Maker)
Yeah

Yes!