[Song I]
"Gif", "jif"
It's all the same
'Cause either way my daddy doesn't love me anymore

[Song II]
(Sneeze)
Bless you

[Song III]
How do reindeer fly?

[Song IV]
Did Jeff Dunham make a deal with a witch in 1815?
How else could you explain how he makes them puppets talk, baby

[Song V]
(Burp)

[Song VI]
You and I are arguing over the internet
Instead of talking facts, I talk about what you sent
It's a little baby typo (Oh)
It's a little baby typo (Oh Yeah)

[Song VII]
I didn't fart, I swear
That's just how my chair sounds
When I fart
[Song IX]
Little horse, run free
From the pains of society
Run free across the nation
To your horse organization

[Song X]
Once upon a time
Thеre was a dog on a log
And the little dog said nothing at all
Bеcause dogs don't talk

[Song XI]
If you really think about it
The I.R.S.'s number one target
Is the Tooth Fairy
She pays in cash
And when she gets audited
She can vanish away
I guess what I'm trying to say
Is the Tooth Fairy's a felon

[Song XII]
Thread a little baby snake inside of your shoe
Tiny living shoelaces for me and for you
[Song XIII]
Little horse communist
Run away, little horse communist
Enjoy your free horse healthcare
Enjoy your free horse things
Enjoy your free horse college
Enjoy your free horse knowledge
Where do you go?
I miss you, Sir Horseman

[Song XIV]
I had a friend tell me
She did an African Safari
So I looked at her
And corrected her
With "African-American Safari" (Come on, Chanise!)

[Song XV]
I feel kind of bad for that guy who invented Bluetooth
I can only assume
That his teeth were a mess

[Outro]
[Instrumental]