[Intro: Jakerton]
I have to sneeze and I'm scared you guys are gonna make fun of my sneeze. *sneezes* [Ahh! repeated 8 times with editing]
[Drop: Jimmy Here]
It is Wednesday, my dudes
[Verse 1: The orange from the game Cover Orange]
Oh no! A storm is coming! ...Hey! Hey, kid! Can you cover me please?
[Verse 2: FGTeeV Chase]
Sure! *gets a paper towel* Here you go! Bye!!
[Verse 3: The orange from the game Cover Orange]
Oh no, I hope this works! This is gonna hurt *tacks about to fall on him* *has a panic attack* ...Oh! *chuckles* Well, I guess it worked! *laughs* *looks up on his head and theres a tack* *screams*
[Now Playing: AJSC The DJ - Teenagers]
[Verse 4: PSY]
Oppa Gangnam Style!
[Verse 5: Edmond X TikTok]
Yo bro, come over here come over here! Check out my new shoes! They're the brand new...
[Drop: Edmond X TikTok]
One, two, buckle my shoe
Three, four, buckle some more
Five, six, Nike kicks!!
Oohohohoo! That is so fire!! Ahahahha!!
[Verse 6: Two From TPOT]
Oh! Awesome! I've been meaning to buy a juicy gumball from this gumball machine but I couldn't afford it until now! I'm rich! I'm rich! I'M RIIIIIIII-
[Drop: Jacknjellify TPOT Intro]
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[Now Playing: LFZ - Popsicle]
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[Now Playing: LFZ - Echoes (Meikal Remix)]
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[Drop: Drake And Josh]
Now hug me brotha!
[Verse 7: Neil Cicierega]
...what is that mysterious ticking noise? ...not over here not over there. *looks left and right* ...Kinda... catchy!
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
Dumbledore!
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
Dumbledore!
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
Dumbledore!
Ron, Ron, Ron WEASLEY!
Dumbledore!
Ron, Ron, Ron WEASLEY!
Dumbledore!
Ron, Ron, Ron WEASLEY!
Dumbledore!
Ron, Ron, Ron WEASLEY!
Dumbledore!
[Drop: Tobu - Candyland (JJD Remix)]
[Now Playing: RetroVision - Campfire]
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[Verse 8: Burger King]
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
Impossible or bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
You rule, you're seizin' the day
At BK, have it your way
(You rule)
[Drop: Wubzzy]
HOG RIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR
[Now Playing: Spykebvck - 2507AF]
[Verse 9: Minecraft Steve]
Ok, and for 5 apples that'll be 2 emeralds
[Verse 10: Minecraft Alex]
Hmmm... mmm? Ah!
[Verse 11: Minecraft Steve]
You can just leave them on the counter while I get your food
Ok so lets see here... 1... 2... 3....
[Verse 12: Tiny Minecraft Steve & Tiny Minecraft Alex]
*stealing the emeralds*
[Verse 13: Minecraft Steve]
...4.... And 5! ....wait where's the money?
[Verse 14: Minecraft Alex]
*gasps*
[Verse 15: Minecraft Steve]
HEY!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!
[Verse 16: Tiny Minecraft Steve]
YOU CAN'T TELL US WHAT TO DO!!!
[Verse 17: Tiny Minecraft Alex]
YEAH!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!!!
[Verse 18: Minecraft Pig]
*runs tiny Minecraft Steve and tiny Minecraft Alex with a minecart* *oinks*
[Verse 19: Minecraft Steve]
Huh... that was weird.. Why do you need that many apples anyway?
[Verse 20: Minecraft Alex]
*laughs* Wanna come and see?
*cuts to a scene where Steve is on a target with an apple on his head*
[Verse 21: Minecraft Steve]
Uhh... are you sure about this? It doesn't seem uh... very safe
[Verse 22: Minecraft Alex]
Ugh!! Would you stop being such a big baby and stay still?! *arrow shoots*
[Verse 23: Minecraft Steve]
*gasp* AAAHHH *arrow hits the apple* Oh! It worked! *laughs* *sighs in relief* Normally at the end of these videos, you'd expect some sorta twist where everything goes wrong but.. *sighs* Ok! I guess somebody's looking out for us! *another arrow shoots at his privates*
[Now Playing: Aero Chord - Shooting Stars]
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[Verse 24: Bugs Bunny from Looney Toons]
I saw a guy do this in a toothpaste ad once. Ta da!
[Now Playing Otis McDonald - Not For Nothing]
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[Verse 25: Daniel Thrasher]
Doctor, I think I have a fear of long words
[Verse 26: Daniel's Doctor]
Sounds like a classic case of Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
[Verse 27: Daniel Thrasher]
*screams*
[Verse 28: Daniel's Doctor]
Don't worry! It's highly treatable... unlike Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
[Verse 29: Daniel Thrasher]
*screams*
[Verse 30: Daniel's Doctor]
Are you afraid of needles?
[Verse 31: Daniel Thrasher]
No?
[Verse 32: Daniel's Doctor]
That's good because the medication is administered intravenously by a homeopathic phlebotomotologist
[Verse 33: Daniel Thrasher]
*freaking out* IS THAT EVEN A REAL WORD!?
[Verse 34: Daniel's Doctor]
I have just the specialist for you, her name is Dr. Ann
[Verse 35: Daniel Thrasher]
Oh!
[Verse 36: Daniel's Doctor]
Ann T. Disestablishmentarianism
[Verse 37: Daniel Thrasher]
*having a panic attack*
[Verse 38: Daniel's Doctor]
She lives over by Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg
[Verse 39: Daniel Thrasher]
*hyperventilating*
[Verse 40: Daniel's Doctor]
Yeah that's right, 8 years of med school and you too can pronounce Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg
[Verse 41: Daniel Thrasher]
*about to pass out*
[Verse 42: Daniel's Doctor]
Anyways, that'll be 10000 dollars
[Now Playing: Razihell - Love U]
And now... for my new mix.... Desktop Storage Mix Volume 18!
Feel free to copy the link: https://www.mixcloud.com/xXAJTheDJXx3/desktop-storage-mix-volume-18/
Continue!!
[Verse 43: Ray William Johnson]
Ok, I just wanna point this out because I'm nit-picky and annoying but anytime you're watching a prank video and the influencer shushes the camera, the prank is fake! And yeah I know. "oH BreAking NeWS Ray, PrANKs ON ThE iNterNET aRe fAKe", yeah I know. It's just like- why this? I- it doesn't make sense!! ARE YOU FILMING IN A PUBLIC LIBRARY!?!?!?! ...and I'm not picking on THIS guy, like.. they all do it! You're just shushing your phone! Just stop! Just stop doing things that suggest your cameras an actual person you SHHAFAJHUHEHIUAF
[Verse 44: Jim Yosef]
Wherever we go, ooh-ooh
We'll always know, ooh-ooh
From the highest mountain
To the bottom of the ocean, yeah
Oh-oh
Our song is running like a river
Let the current take us there
We've got the melody to set us free
Singing destiny
We've got the melody to set us free
Singing destiny
[Drop: Anais from The Amazing World Of Gumball]
Since when do swans have nipples?
[Now Playing: Lvly - Toxic Love]
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[Now Playing: AJSC The DJ - Disaster Alert]
Invisible
Invisible
Do you think that I'm invisible?
Do you think that I'm invisible?
[Verse 45: NoCopyrightSounds]
Here we go!
I see the light inside you
Brighter than the skies (Turi, turi)
Hold on, just let us escape
And fly away tonight
(I just need to clear my head)
I spent the last two weeks just screaming
Baby let the light shine through
Trying to work you out is killing
Baby won't you let the light shine through
Ooh
There's so many things that I keep in my mind
Like a phoenix
There's a reason why we lose
With all the emotions I've built up inside
Oh why
Can't I? (Clear my head)
We've got the melody in the stars (Woo)
Oh e ay oh oh
Oh e ay oh oh
Valentine valentine
We've got the melody in the stars (Woo)
Oh e ay oh oh
Oh e ay oh oh
Turi Turi Turi Ayy
I wonder what went wrong today, ay
Why do I feel like I let go?
I got enough of every melody
They all sound the same
For my broken heart, no remedy
But maybe if you stay (Hush)
We can get away with it
Do, 'cause I'm feeling so cool
How you? Do you cool
How you? Do you cool
Do you cool cool
Do, 'cause I'm feeling so cool
We, together, together
We, together, together
Do, 'cause I'm feeling so
Do, 'cause I'm feeling so
Do, 'cause I'm feeling so
Hey! Listen!
Like you, be strong, to hold the powers of the sun (Me, me, me)
You know everything about
You know everything about me
To dream, believe in strength now I'm the only one (Me, me, me)
You know everything about
You know everything about me (about me)
You know everything about
You know everything about me (More, more)
Why are we always looking for more?
They'll be calling me royalty (More, more)
Why are we always looking for more?
I thought you were the one for me (looking for more, looking for more)
That's why I gave you everything (looking for more, looking for more)
You, you, you, can make me move
I'm finally facing it all
Fearless
We are dreaming in the dark
We are nothing more than dust
I search for you but stay lost
And you don’t even try (Why are we always looking for more?)
And on and on we'll go
Through the wastelands, through the highways
And on and on we'll go
(Honey, I'm a perfect ten)
Whenever I'm thinking about you
Just wanna leave and live without you
Be on my own again (about me)
Whenever you go out of line, yeah (about me)
I feel it creeping down my spine, yeah
Don't need an omen (Turi)
[Outro: Dangmattsmith]
Yeeaahhh man! That's it! Thank you guys for showing up and watching the video, and comment below your favorite drink, and add me on Instagram @dangmattsmith. Just posted a skit on there, check it out! All the cool kids are doing it... and shoutout to all the squads!! Make sure that you guys click the bell next to the subscribe button, that way you get notified as soon as I post a new video, and click on the screen watch another video, click the circle in the middle, subscribe! Really hope you enjoyed the video, and I'll see you guys... next time!
