[Verse 1]
Every piece of advice that I gave
I revoke
Every ounce of my time was a waste
What a joke
When you're the common denominator
Made me go and think I hate her
You can keep your stories and your sobs
Yeah, you can choke

[Chorus]
Glad she's on her hot girl shit
Dyed her hair blonde and ditched you when she did
All the fucking months I listened to you bitch
When you were in the wrong
Glad she's got a brand new car
Now she's living well with a mended heart
Proud she left and found her a better guy
'Cause now I'm on your ex's side

Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh-oh
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh-oh

[Verse 2]
I cringe about the way I empathized
And let you play the victim every time
And then you did the same thing
I wonder what you'll say about me
I hope the next girl sees me and thinks
[Chorus]
Glad she's on her hot girl shit
Dyed her hair blonde and ditched you when she did
All the fucking months I listened to you bitch
When you were in the wrong
Glad she's got a brand new car
Now she's living well with a mended heart
Proud she left and found her a better guy
'Cause now I'm on your ex's side

Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh-oh
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh-oh

[Bridge]
I hope you have girl gangs, a list of names
Haters in every state
Hope with every heartbreak you find your way
Till every one of us can say

Now I'm on some hot girl shit
Glad I ditched your ass the moment that I did
All the wasted months I listened to you bitch
When you were in the wrong

[Chorus]
Glad she's on her hot girl shit
Dyed her hair blonde and ditched you when she did
All the fucking months I listened to you bitch
When you were in the wrong
Glad she's got a brand new car
Now she's living well with a mended heart
Proud she left and found her a better guy
'Cause now I'm on your ex's side
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh-oh
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh-oh
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh-oh
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh-oh

Now I'm on your ex's side