[Verse 1: Lee Scott]
I'm a pretty unicorn, hear me roar
I walk through the wall like, "Wheres the door?"
Further more there is no, further more
Mersey Shore shit, I care more about me hair then, war
Eatin' steak like a stupid herbivore
Committin' murder to the dilemma murder score
Rotten to the earth core, never left a flat
Plottin' for this world tour, went to hell and back
And alls it got me was this Lee Scott tee
So hands up like everybody in the 313
Trap cash rules everything around me, that's whipped C.R.E.A.M
I polly with the team, skin clean like Ollie at sixteen
I sniff a noddle of christine with Christine
Then I switch the scene
6-1-6 put the hell in Helsinki
Assigned meself to meself but won't share the wealth with me

[Hook - Milkavelli]
616 reasons but I only like the Darkness CD
616 reasons, my team won the league pre-season

[Verse 2: Milkavelli]
I'm a sexy zebracorn in devil horns
That is not a metaphor, say it all
Tagging Devil gang, on Heavens cellar door 
Rest assured I'm sipping so, rest assured
I just made a album but forgot to press record
Cross metal swords on my forehead of course
Just figured out that more or less, less is more 
Found myself on happy land, I was swept ashore 
My rings singing twinkle, twinkle, little star 
Looking at my pinky like, 'Who do you think you are?!'
Kid of BLAH, I broke my killing jar
Get slow and sip it fast, so terrific I just made the holy spirit gasp
The same kind of jumping in a frozen river gasp, total different cast
But no specific charge, I totalled different cars
OBE like the ghost of Christmas passed

[Hook - Milkavelli]
616 reasons but I only like the Darkness CD
616 reasons, my team won the league pre-season