[Spoken word: Austin]
Now CyHi, I know you do this
But check this shit out

[Verse one: Austin]
Yo, give me any instrumental
That I could rap to (that I could rap to)
These other rappers? -
Please, I eat 'em up like fast food (like fast food)

The critics say I'm whack
And rap as black as tattoos then ask
"Who's that faggot that's rapping
Behind those black dudes?"

But you know what it is -
I should not have to ask you (shouldn't have to ask you)
You fuck with me
I'll leave you looking like raccoon (just like a raccoon)

Cause I'm the shit -
I clog the toilets in bathrooms
So let me pass through -
I promise paper's past due

My come up was a struggle
I did what I had to (did what I had to)
But always kept a smile
While I attempted to act cool (yup)
Most of my meals
Were the free ones that I had at school
C.P.S
Kept my family pictures askew (yup)

But I got over it
And sucked it up like vacuums (like vacuums)
I knew I'd manage
To land on my feet like cats do (like cats do)

See, my advantage
Is that I've handled the Shaq Fu
In a black coupe,
I go harder than statues, boy

[Chorus: Lou Gramm]
You're as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love
You're as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love

[Verse two: Austin]
Flow's so cold -
Snow or frozen popsicles (frozen popsicles)
I spit sick shit
And got it from the hospital (the hospital)
I'm diabolical
And dodged a lot of obstacles
And probably be faded
Like a diabetic's optical

Honestly, underrated -
Possibly unstoppable
On top a bottle vodka
Lodged the bottom of moi abdominal

Tropical chronic -
Quads of pot with lots of follicles
Yeah, got avocado
On the monocle

As far as I can see
I've got a monopoly
Sloppy lobotomies
Swapped the oblongata of Socrates (yup)

My philosophy's
Not fond of a lot of police
Just watering flower pots -
Not in college for botany (damn)

Can you dig
Like the bottom of soccer cleats?
You'd not believe
My whole posse of aqua teens
I'm in her ass like sodomy
And that's Donald G -
It's gotta be Childish -
I'm a motherfucking prodigy, boy

[Chorus: Lou Gramm]
You're as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love
You're as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love

[Bridge: Lou Gramm]
Cold as ice
You know that you are
Cold as ice as cold as ice to me
Cold as ice -

[Outro: Austin]
Cold as ice
You know that you are
Cold as ice (cold as ice)
As cold as ice to me

Cold as ice
You know that you are
Cold as ice (cold as ice)
As cold as ice to me

Cold as ice
You know that you are
Cold as ice (cold as ice)
You know that you are