[Verse]
Ullman shorts, Christmas show
Marge's fling, Homer's bro
Bart in well, Flanders fails
Whacking snakes, monorail
Mr. Plow, Homer space
Sideshow Bob steps on rakes
Lisa's future, Selma's hubby
Marge not proud, Homer chubby
Homer worries Bart is gay
Poochie, U2, NRA
Hippies, Vegas and Japan
Octuplets, and Bart's boy band
Marge murmurs, Maude croaks
Lisa Buddhist, Homer tokes
Maggie blows Burns away
What else do I have to say?

[Chorus]
They'll never stop The Simpsons
Have no fears, we've got stories for years, like
Marge becomes a robot
Maybe Moe gets a cell phone
Has Bart ever owned a bear? Or
How 'bout a crazy wedding?
Where something happens, and doot doo-do-doo-doooo
Sorry for the clip show
Have no fears, we've got stories for years