Lonely
L-O-N-E, lonely
Here it is, another day
What am I waking up for?
Nobody has anything to say to me

There's the phone that never rings
No ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling

Sometimes I leave a message for myself
When I find it, it helps

I don't have anything coming up at all
I have last year's calendar still up on the wall
Lonely
Mm, L-O-N-E, lonely

Maybe if I go to the store someone will be nice today
But even the Walmart greeter turns the other way

You know, I heard about the birds and bees
One shits on your car and the other one stings
Yeah, I learned

I had me a cat, I don't see him no more
That little bastard moved next door
(That little bastard moved next door)