[Intro]
*Sigh*, they really fucked me over. Like they really fucked me over. So now I've got the other people telling me that they wanna repossess my car. And, you know, I just had to say to them, "Look, I'm sorry, but I don't drive a car."​ Ha-ha-ha.​

[Chorus]
I drive a motherfuckin' army tank
Vroom, vroom (K-K-)
Vroom, vroom (Kim Dracula)
Vroom, vroom
I drive a motherfuckin' army tank
Vroom, vroom (K-K-)
Vroom, vroom (Killdozer)
Vroom, vroom

[Verse]
They find a body when I put 'em in a tiger party, fuckin' opportune
Go side to side, I wanna see you on a bag of ice, I bet a half a tooth
Get with my guns, I'll demolish your funds, I'll put all of your children through poverty too
Give me no love and I'll show you no love, and I'll fuck around 'til your pale face blue
¡Ay, caramba! She's like a fine wine
Gotta give me the fun, fun and then I'll feel fine
I'm talkin' 'bout vengeance, I'm talkin' 'bout you
Chiminey, chim-chim, chiminey-chimeroo

[Interlude]
A-B-C-D
Don't you fuckin' mess with me
[Chorus]
Army tank
Vroom, vroom (K-K-)
Vroom, vroom (Kim Dracula)
Vroom, vroom
I drive a motherfuckin' army tank
Vroom, vroom (K-K-)
Vroom, vroom (Killdozer)
Vroom, vroom
I drive a motherfuckin' army tank
Vroom, vroom (K-K-)
Vroom, vroom (Kim Dracula)
Vroom, vroom
I drive a motherfuckin' army tank
Vroom, vroom (K-K-)
Vroom, vroom (Killdozer)
Vroom, vroom

[Interlude]
I was always willing to be reasonable until I had to be unreasonable. Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.​

[Bridge]
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha (Yeah)
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha
[Outro]
I drive a motherfuckin' army tank (Army tank)
I drive a motherfuckin' army tank (Army tank)
I drive a motherfuckin' army tank (Army tank)
I drive a motherfuckin' army tank