[Chorus]
I stay at home and talk to people all day on the internet
My crush is getting railed by some guy she met on the internet
I saw a guy get his head cut off last week on the internet
I live everyday of my life on the internet

[Bridge]
Get me off, I need time
Get me off, my brain's fried
Get me off, I need time
Get me off, my brain's fried

[Verse]
I bought an illegal firearm on the internet
My crush said that she's scared of me on the internet
I learned how to make a bomb on the internet
I live everyday of my life on the internet
On the internet

[Interlude]
This is a certified hood classic

[Chorus]
I stay at home and talk to people all day on the internet
My crush is getting railed by some guy she met on the internet
I'm watching my crush get railed by a guy on the internet
I live everyday of my life on the internet
[Outro]
On the internet
On the internet
On the internet
On the internet