[Chorus]
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac
Straight boys, where you at?

[Verse 1]
I want a boy with juicy lips
Who doesn't care I don't have tits
I want a boy like me but hotter
To eat me out like Jeffrey Dahmer
Straight boys, I must confess
Wanna get under my dress?
Give me a kiss, kiss
Give me a fist, fist

[Chorus]
Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac

[Verse 2]
I want a boy who takes the blame
Puttin' Ron Jeremy to shame
I want a boy under my sheets
With pink stained boxer briefs
They don't have to tell their friends
They're gettin' it from both ends
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah
[Chorus]
Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac

Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back (Uh)
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac
Straight boys, fuck me now

[Bridge]
You wanna know where the straight boys are at?
Leavin' credit cards in my ass crack
You wanna know where the straight boys are at?
Look under my bed, 'cause I can't keep track

[Chorus]
Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac

Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac
Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back (Uh)
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac

Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back
Straight boys, where you at?
Jeffree Star, egomaniac

[Outro]
Ha ha ha