[Intro: Literal Colby, Jeffree Star]
Who the fuck is calling me?
Not this bitch
Ugh, okay (I'm gonna break your hear-)

[Verse: Literal Colby, Amberlicious]
Hello?
Hi, flop, it's Amber
So, I heard you're droping an album
And I just wanted to say, you should scrap that shit
Like, I heard your singles, they fucking suck
Like, save yourself to embarrassment
And just don't release that music
And while I'm talking like embarrassing things
Uh, let's talk about your MySpace
It's so embarrassing, I get that you're emo
I see the hair, I see the clothes
I know what you're going for, it's just looks a mess
So, yeah, and then my party this weekend
Like, you're not invited, because
I don't invite emo pepole to my parties
And, like bitch I'm not tryna have a whole
My Chemical Romance reunion, on the fucking dancefloor
I'm tryna have fun, so, yeah
You see the pictures on Facebook, you weren't invited
You know, so, good-bye