[Verse 1]
Vinyl black stilettos and fake eyelashes
Blue eye shadow, everything perfectly matches
Touch my plastic face and see what happens
I'm hiding from the world behind Chanel sunglasses
(Ugh, do I look fat?)

[Verse 2]
Limo tinted, lipstick secrets
Knife thin, can you see it?
Crushed diamonds, dollar bills
In my purse is every pill
Fake smiles, tabloids tasteless
Pretty Porsche and Fendi facelifts
Plastic noses, mannequin poses
Expensive clothes, my face is froze

[Pre-Chorus]
Plastic parts, broken hearts
Masterpiece, scalpel, please

[Chorus]
Pink razors, so vain
Let's have a sexy party
Nose jobs and champagne
Sounds like a ****in' party
Pink razors, so vain
Let's have a sexy party
Nose jobs and champagne
Sounds like a ****in' party
[Verse 3]
Pink sherbet, popsicle lips
Perfection is tucks and nips
Collagen pumps and lipo-ed hips
Hollywood glamor, lip gloss tricks
Surgery scars and beauty marks
Botox, amusement parks
Pageant parade, suicide past
Beauty will never last

[Chorus]
Pink razors, so vain
Let's have a sexy party
Nose jobs and champagne
Sounds like a ****in' party
Pink razors, so vain
Let's have a sexy party
Nose jobs and champagne
Sounds like a ****in' party

[Bridge]
Don't touch me, just fix me
Don't touch me, just fix me
Don't touch me, just fix me
Don't touch me, just fix me
[Chorus]
Pink razors, so vain
Let's have a sexy party
Nose jobs and champagne
Sounds like a ****in' party
Pink razors, so vain
Let's have a sexy party
Nose jobs and champagne
Sounds like a ****in' party

[Outro]
Pink razors, cocaine
(Sounds like a LA party)
Rockstars are so lame
Sounds like I'll hate that party
Pink razors, cocaine
(Ugh, sounds like a LA party)
Rockstars are so lame
Sounds like I'll hate that party
Let's have a fuckin' party