[Verse 1]
My funny valentine
Sweet, comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable, unphotographable
But you're my favorite work of art

[Bridge]
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

[Verse 2]
Don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day