[Posdnous]
Thou shalt not assume, because I'm a Leo, I will act real proud

Thou shalt not type "LOL" unless you're really laughing out loud

Thou shalt not have a God reverb on your voice just so you can say "Thou shalt not."

[Scroobius Pip]
Thou shalt not think everyone with a beard is a terrorist

Thou shalt not think having a blog makes you a journalist

[Posdnous]
Thou shalt not lie to anyone under the age of six unless it's concerning major holidays

When someone dies, thou shalt no longer be of obligation to cry and say "He'll be missed!" knowing good and well that he was an asshole

[Scroobius Pip]
Thou shalt not take the names of Paul Newman, Jimmy Stewart, James Dean, Humphrey Bogart, Groucho Marx, George Carlin or Mitch Hedburg in vain

Thou shalt choose a political party based on their policies, as opposed to just going with who your family has always supported

They are not a football team

[Posdnous]
Yo, and thou shalt not be mad that everywhere you go when you're outside your pad smelling like cigarettes cause no one can smoke inside now
[Scroobius Pip]
Thou shalt not upload half-naked pictures to a folder called "Me and my bitches", then get upset and get instinctious when you get smoke and flame in your britches

Thou shalt not read NME

[Posdnous]
Thou shalt not rush to buy the next iPod

[Scroobius Pip]
Thou shalt not buy Coca Cola products, thou shalt not buy Nestlé products

[Posdnous]
Thou shalt not rush to watch X-Factor

Thou shalt not rush De La Soul into making its next album

"No wait, do that again, do that all again."

[Scroobius Pip]
Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals, no matter how brave they are or were

The Beatles were just a band
Led Zeppelin, just a band
The Beach Boys, just a band
The Sex Pistols, just a band
The Beastie Boys, just a band
Tribe Called Quest, just a band
Organized Confusion, just a band
De La Soul, were just a band
The Foals, just a band
The Ting Tings? Just a band
The Streets? Just a band
Kid Carpet? Just a band
Radiohead? Just a band
Bloc Party, just a band
The Arctic Monkeys, just a band
"The next big thing", just a band
[Posdnous]
Thou shalt not refer to any of my peeps as "people" IF that word ("people") is following after the word "you," spoken by someone not of color

Thou shalt not point out to me how stupid it is to call myself a person of color, but then get mad if someone not of color calls me a colored person

Thou shalt not fuck with my children

Thou shalt not fuck with my money

Thou shalt not convince me that Dr. Phil is better than Dr. J

Thou shalt not think Tina Turner can't shake her ass harder than Beyoncé

[Scroobius Pip]
Thou shalt be aware that there are no longer any musical genres. They're all just different dress codes and different fashion styles

Punk is now just a style
Nu rave? Just a style
Emo? Just a style
"Oh, forget it. I ain't getting into that again."

Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster, thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness, thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit

When I say "Hey", thou shalt not say "Ho."
When I say "Hip", thou shalt not say "Hop."
When I say, "He say, she say, we say, 'make some noise,'" kill me
[Posdnous]
Thou shalt not look at yourself in the mirror while you're crying

Your eyes already know

In this world of many distractions, thou shalt not lose focus

Thou must stay on track

[Scroobius Pip]
Thou shalt think for yourselves

And thou shalt always...

[Posdnous]
Thou...shalt...always...kill...