Uncle Kracker
Alone on a Friday Night
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(Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex)
The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played
(My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex)
(Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex)
Inside my workshop behind the old arcade
(My muscles, my muscles involuntarily flex)
(Two pickup trucks, making love)
(American made, build Ford tough)
Electric desires had unraveled all my wires
(Two beautiful murder machines, American angels in the sky)
Now I'm in a box for safekeeping
(Grown men cry)
(Two trucks having sex, oh yes)
The news reporters reported that I died
(Two trucks having sex, oh yes)
(My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex)
But all my organs were living on inside
(Two trucks having sex, oh yes, two trucks having sex, oh yes)
(My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex)
(Right by my side, there's ZZ Top)
(And Robert Z'Dar from Maniac Cop 1, 2, and 3)
Circuit board to brain with two lungs collecting change
(This barbeque could bring you to your knees)
One big human heart gently beeping
(And so could these two trucks)
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you, unless you cheat

(Two trucks holding hands, two trucks holding hands)
(The passion, the passion, is more than I can withstand)
You can't see me behind the screen
(Two trucks holding hands, two trucks holding hands)
I'm half human and half machine
(The passion, the passion, my big fat heart expands)

(Two pickup trucks, one cylinder block)
(Crush my body like a rock)
Thank God for business, they let me take the floor
(So beautiful, no stars tonight, just fireworks, eagles in the sky)
(The founding fathers cry)
I stood so proudly, like I was going to war
(Two trucks having sex, oh yes, two trucks having sex, oh yes)
(My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex)
Players soon appeared and I quickly was revered
(Two trucks having sex, oh yes, two trucks having sex, oh yes)
(My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily... flex)
This must be what love would have felt like
Such dedication, they came from miles away
With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to play
(Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex)
(My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex)
Perfect patient lines, because I was in their minds
(Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex)
(My muscles, my muscles involuntarily flex)
I could do whatever I felt like (Whatever I felt like)
(Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex)
(My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex)
You can't win me, I can't be beat
(Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex)
(My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex)
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
(Two trucks, having sex, two trucks, having sex)
(Two trucks, having sex, having sex, having sex)
You can't see me behind the screen
(Two trucks, having sex, two trucks, having sex)
(Two trucks, having sex, having sex, having sex)
I'm half human and half machine

(Two trucks, having sex, two trucks, having sex)
I'm happy for years and years and
(Two trucks, having sex, having sex, having sex)
Only eating the occasional maintenance man
(Two trucks, having sex, two trucks, having sex)
Only driving a few kids to madness
(Two trucks, having sex, having sex, having sex)
Maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows?