You're such a firecracker
That they run when you're lit-
Labeled a criminal
By your attacker
And the mind-bending hit
Then it get subliminal

Wire up the lie detector
Sound the alarm for me;
These cats are crooked detectives
Trying to make a score for free

Oh, oh!
You've got everybody else fooled
But we know who you are
You've got everybody else
Outraged! (At who you are)
Outraged!

Such a good faker
With a smile on your head
But that ain't convincing me
(That ain't convincing me!)
The movers and the shakers
Wanna climb in his bed
To create history
Set off the smoke detectors
Burn down your masterpiece!
You are the only protection
From this small-town art thief!

Wha-oh, uh-!
You've got everybody else fooled
But we know who you are
You've got everybody else
Outraged! (At who you are)
Outraged!

You'll never get away with this!
You'll never get away with this!

Don't think for a minute that you're getting away with it
Holy roller, Hellish bandit, we've got you red-handed!

Wire up the lie detector
Sound the alarm for me;
These cats are crooked detectives
Trying to make a score for free

Tell me who's laughing now