Like a scene in science fiction
Where the creature will not die
I'll be using perfect diction
Even though I'm terrified

I see you smilin' through me
Can you find a place to hide
I think I might hear someone coming out of the corner of my eye

I've been meaning to look into your eyes
I've seen 'em a half a million times
How have I not seen them act this strange
I've been meaning look behind your smile
Seen it a half a million times
So how'd I not notice you had fangs?

I just had the strangest vision
The apartment was on fire
You were standing in the kitchen
You were covered in cherry pie

Well you know I see what's behind your back
So you can't tell me it was just a snack
Uhhh... I think I'm gonna be sick

Everybody, everybody I know's got...
Everybody, everybody I know's got...
Everybody, everybody I know's got...
Fangs!
I've been meaning to look into your eyes
I've seen 'em a half a million times
How have I not seen them act this strange
I've been meaning look behind your smile
Seen it a half a million times
So how'd I not notice you had fangs?

Everybody, everybody I know's got...
Everybody, everybody I know's got...
Everybody, everybody I know's got...
Fangs!

Now that I've boarded up my door
And I'm laying on the floor
Just trying to catch my breath
Could you just give me minute?!?

No I don't need no other friend
So I will not let you in
And if you don't go away
Then I'm jumping out the window