Heather's gone
She left a note
"He Is Legend"
Was all she wrote
Go fetch the detective
I think I've found something
This isn't Heather's handwriting

That's right, I said it
I said it (I said it)
I said it (I said it)
I said it (I said it)
I said it (I said it)
I said it (I said it)
I said it (I said it)
I said it (I said it)
I said it

Don't you talk to strangers
You know it leads to danger
I could be a big star some day

Shake that thing!

'The kidnapper is at
The Comfort Inn
We'll find your daughter
And we'll get revenge'
"Red, red, red carpet
Red, red, red carpet
Re, re, record me
Re, re, record me
Red, red, red carpet
Red carpet burns"
"The ransom
The handsome one knocks on your door"
It's the candy, the paper
The blood on the floor

It's the 'diamonds and pills
'Leave my daughter alone!'
"It's the glamour that kills"
("Dad, I'm not coming home")

I am Hollywood
Watch where you point your finger
I am Hollywood
You better remember

Yeah!

I am Hollywood
I am Hollywood
I am Hollywood
I am Hollywood
I am Hollywood
I am Hollywood
I am Hollywood
I am Hollywood