Cheech & Chong
Uncle Pervy
Hi boys and girls
Hi
Welcome to Uncle Pervy's room
Hehehehe
That's my room hehe
Come on
Come on in boys and girls
And take off your clothes
Oh I mean coats
Hehe
You see
Uncle Pevy has something for you
You want some candy
Hehe
Don't be scared
Oh no
Don't be scared
Uncle Pervy likes little boys and girls
Now, now boys and girls
This is my friend Bruno
Bruno say hi to the boys and girls
(Groans)
Ah, that's good Bruno
That's enough Bruno
Bruno shut up
You go sit in the corner Bruno
That's good
Okay boys and-
Bruno
Bruno stop licking yourself
That's disgusting
Okay boys and girls
Today we're going to teach you how to have more fun with your dog
Yeah
Now, now who wants to volunteer to be the dog
Oh, uh nobody huh
Oh
Bruno
Bruno be quiet
All right boys and girls
We'll play another game
I know, I know a real good game
But we have to turn the lights out
Okay
Bruno
Bruno go turn the lights out
(Click)
That's good Bruno
Oh
Its dark in here
Where did everybody go
Alright boys and girls
Today
We're gonna teach you how to light your farts
Doesn't that sound like fun boys and girls
Okay
Now look
When I count to three
Here Teddy you take the matches
Now when I count to three
You light the matches and put them right there oh
No no right there
Yeah okay
Alright ready
One
Two
Three
Light the matches, light the matches
(Boom)
Aaaah
(?)
Turned, turned green
Oh boy
Okay
Alright boys and girls
So now
Now we're gonna watch a movie
And and
Today's movie is the story of sleeing beauty
Oh boy
Now
Boys and girls you, you watch the movie
And I'll put Bruno out
Bruno
Bruno come here you're on fire
Roll over Bruno
Roll over
Your humps on fire oh god
Put some water
Oh that's better Bruno
Doesn't that feel good