[Intro: Jonah Hill and Michael Cera]
I didn't bail on you
Yeah, you just bailed on me. You said you were gonna be there and then when you didn't, you just left. That's the definition of bailing
You're the one that dragged me to that party with those lunatics, man. I didn't bail on you
You bailed on me! Okay? You bailed on me this morning when Jesse spat on me and you're bailing on me next year
It finally comes out

[Chorus]
Why would you do this to me?
Bitch, you think all that loud shit is cute, I'ma leave
Everything I put you on is ruined to me
I've been whispering under my breath in the sheets
When you worry me, now you were fucking up
I didn't give a fuck, you were like nothing to me
I would cry to myself, you did nothing for me
But I still wanna see you this summer, baby
Tell me, why would you do this to me?
Bitch, you think all that loud shit is cute, I'ma leave
Everything I put you on is ruined to me
I've been whispering under my breath in the sheets
When you worry me, now you were fucking up
I didn't give a fuck you were like nothing to me
I would cry to myself, you did nothing for me
But I still wanna see you this summer, baby