Here's the truth that I made tonight
I'm just trying to take back my life
Something canine invaded my body
It's like everyone forgot all about me
Took it over, grinded back in the day
Got played (?) in the doghouse again
Just I act up don't feel no shame
Peep, look inside of my crazy ways

{Pre-chorus}
(Oh no, Oh no) Something strange in this hood
(Oh no, Oh no) I'm up to no good
What is going on?

Everything's strange, I'm never gonna be the same way
Let me, let me, let me, do it all again
I'm gonna be your Man's Best Friend

Everything's strange, never gonna be the same thing
Let me, let me, let me, do it all again
I'm gonna be your Man's Best Friend

I know I messed up so many times
Wasn't my back so much worse than my bite?
My tongue is wagging, but I can get up
Put on my leash to change my look
Cause you're the one that I'm wandering to
Wanna play fetch? No one else would do
I'm standing in the rain, every day is fog
I'm cold and wet, I'm a Shaggy Dog

{Pre-chorus}
(Oh no, Oh no) Something strange in this hood
(Oh no, Oh no) I'm up to no good
What is going on?

Ain't nothing but the dog in me
Don't let me out on the street
Maybe I'll be better this time
Will you be my Valentine? (x2)

Everything's strange, I'm never gonna be the same
Let me, let me, let me, do it all again
I'm gonna be your Man's Best Friend

Everything's strange, I'm never gonna be the same way
Let me, let me, let me, do it all again
I'm gonna be your Man's Best Friend

(Musical Break)
Gonna be your Man's Best Friend