Lyrics from Live Performance and Adam Buxton Podcast

[Verse 1]
Holy smoker I’m such a joker
Spent all my money on things that keep me tired
And give me bingo wings that cannot fly but
Keep me up all night
What’s another dorito to those whose life just hasn’t started yet
I’m 23 and everyone is having fun except for me
Eee
Eee

[Verse 2]
I’m too tired to make my dinner and
I think I’m too tired to fall asleep
I think my boyfriend hates me
If I’m being honest, that’s not deep
I don’t really care about him
I can’t care about anyone but me
There’s a missing part inside that
I misplaced whilе going for ice cream
Eee
Ice crеam

[Bridge]
All I do ever is try to figure out what I’m missing
My thoughts collect like a ball of dust in the corner
Of the room where I spend all my time
Where I eat and sleep and dream and pine
For oh the Eiffel Tower, any kind of power at all
[Verse 3]
Holy smoker I’m such a joker
Spent all my money on things that keep me tired
And learn to hate the wings my mother gave me
Oh lord what a life
I’m just a barmaid with no lines that lives on Coronation Street
I’m 23 and everyone is having fun except for me

[Outro]
I’m 23 and everyone is having fun except for me
I’m 23 and everyone is having fun except for me
Eee
Eee