[Verse]
So face up it's not for me
Some dumb Charles Atlas fantasy
But you can kick sand in my face
If you want to

Save your hairstyle, stay inside
Watch TV, improve your mind
You soak up those beach parties
And eat ice cream

[Chorus]
You're so weird, you're wonderful
My favourite fascination
On Another Rainy Saturday

[Verse]
Bubblegum and cigarettes
Your favourite things I can't forget
Trash your plastic mac
It makes your legs get wet

Wear your raincoat inside out
You turned my lovelife upside down
Standing on my head again
I feel happy
[Chorus]
You're so weird, you're wonderful
My favourite fascination
On Another Rainy Saturday

[Verse]
So face up it's not for me
Some dumb Charles Atlas fantasy
But you can kick sand in my face
If you want to

Save your hairstyle, stay inside
Watch TV, improve your mind
You soak up those beach parties
And eat ice cream

[Chorus]
You're so weird, you're wonderful
My favourite fascination
On Another Rainy Saturday