[Verse 1]
I have never seen a dog do what that dog does
And you’re through to the next round
Yeah you’re through to the next round
Chose a paint colour and painted my wall
And I’m through to the next round
Yes I’m through
Smashed avocado
Pressed lightly across the bedroom window, green and unloving
And I’m through to the next round
Yes I’m through

[Chorus]
It’s all just d-d-d-d-d-d-d-decoration
It’s all just d-d-d-d-d-d-d-decoration
Hey

[Verse 2]
A certain medal on a certain chest
A nought and a cross and a Sunday best
And I’m through to the next round
And I’m through
My feature wall is upstanding, my craft credentials…
Real as good as new, as good as old, as good as fake
Did I see the TV adaptation of the latest book craze?
A pox on you, and a pox on them

[Chorus]
It’s all just d-d-d-d-d-d-d-decoration
D-decoration

[Verse 3]
Out on the cul-de-sac
Boys hit 5 more boys
I stared up a sky of useless stars
I never realised how very small everything was
The crazy paving ran red
Someone smashed the Sky+ box over Big John’s head
And I signed for my neighbour's parcel
A lager can and a packet of Quavers
A face paler than a Holy wafer
But I’m through to the next round
I’m through

[Chorus]
It’s all just d-d-d-d-d-d-d-decoration
It’s all just decoration
It’s all just d-d-d-d-d-d-decoration
Hey

[Outro]
And I have never seen a dog do what that dog does