[Intro]
Last time I saw you, it could've been Christmas eve
It could've been someone's birthday, it could've been make believe
For all I know it could've been make believe

[Verse 1]
Last time I saw you, you had the room upstairs
I never knew for certain what went on up there
No, I never did know what went on up there

[Verse 2]
'Course you had that boyfriend with the Chevrolet
He never met Will Rogers, I'd be willing to say
Yeah, it's safe to say he never met Will Rogers

[Chorus]
I guess it must have been a thousand years since I changed my number
Does it mean a thing when the phone don't ring and I don't call back?
Can't help but wonder sometimes

[Verse 3]
I never got to know you like I wanted to
You never seemed to notice how I looked at you
For all I know, you never even noticed

[Verse 4]
Now the crowd's all scattered to here and yon'
Everybody graduated, or they just moved on
For all I know, they just moved on
[Chorus]
An' I guess it must have been a thousand years since I lost your number
Gonna rest my soul by this fishin' hole
Gonna watch that pole 'til that float goes under

[Outro]
Last time I saw you, it could've been Christmas Eve
It could've been someone's birthday, it could've been make believe
For all I know, it could've been make believe
For all I know, it could've been make believe