[Intro]
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Ha ha ha ha
Thank you!
Christmas

[Verse 1]
Christmas piglet in the snow
Holy piglet, aren't you cold?
Chris, little piglet in the snow
Holy piglet ho ho ho
Rock little piglet!
Yeah, oh, here we go
Christmas (what a wonderful time of year)

[Verse 2]
Christmas piglet in the snow
Holy piglet aren't you cold?
(Aren't you cold now piglet?)
Christmas piglet there in the snow
Holy piglet, ho-ho-ho

Holy moley, ladies and gentlemen
Live from New York City now!
Yeah, alright, go!
[Outro]
Can I have my presents now?