Sugar's only sweetness
Salt is ocean tears
And you were my only weakness
For years and years and years

You little yellow sweetie
You were hiding in a jar
Now my mind is gone completely
Take off the lid and there you are

You're my candy
Candy

Well, the devil she made sweet candy
Took six days and nights to dream
On the seventh day she rested
Woke up early and made ice cream

Now, the devil she must be a dentist
With deep jawbreaker eyes
Red rope hair, gum drop lips
Cotton candy thighs

You're my candy
Candy
Chocolate lava stole my body
And aftertaste stole my mind
Left me danglin' down defenseless
And then sweet candy she said goodbye

Now my teeth are worn and useless
My eyes too sunk to see
My tongue swole up to twice its size
And all I wanna do is eat

Candy
My candy
My candy
My candy
Suckin' on my candy