[Peter]
This calls for a victory tune.

Now, a woman who'll kiss on a very first date
is usually a hussy.
And a woman who'll kiss on a second time out
is anything but fussy.
But a woman who'll wait till the third time around
head in the clouds, feet on the ground
She's the girl he's glad he's found
she's his Shipoopi

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, (The girl who's hard to get)
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, (But you can win her yet.)

Walk her once just to raise the curtain,
Walk around twice, and you've made for certain.
Once more in the flower garden,
She will never get sore if you beg your pardon.

Do re mi fa so la si do si fa so la mi re do.

Squeeze her once when she isn't looking,
Get a squeeze back that's fancy cooking.
Once more for a pepper-upper,
She will never get sore on the way to supper.
Do re me fa so la si do si do

Now little ole Sall's a no-gal as anyone can see,
Look at her now: she's a go gal who only goes for me.

Squeeze her once when she isn't looking,
Get a squeeze back that's fancy cooking.
Once more for a pepper-upper,
She will never get sore on the way to supper.

Do re me fa so la si do si do

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, (The girl who's hard to get)
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, (But you can win her yet.)

(Instrumental)

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, (The girl who's hard to get,)
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,(But you can win her yet
yoouu caann wiinn heerr yeeeettttt.............................SHIPOOPI!

All right. I made a touchdown.