My friend's a stooge for the media priests
He does the weather map for Channel 3
He smiles alot when I take him home
Stares at the rug if I leave him alone
Lays around the house in misery
He toes the line for the company

He's living life like a Hollow Man
Hiding out in a Hollow Land

My friend's a stooge for the media priests
In the morning with his hand on his heart
He keeps the world safe from falling apart
Plеdge allegiance to thе Land of Thrills
No one there's born to pay their bills
My friend's a stooge for the media priests