I sent her two postcards
They came right back
A big potato from Boise Idaho
A giant trout from Boston Massachusetts
A catfish in a top hat from New Orleans
Flaming watermelons from Dallas Texas
Corn cob with 2 feet and 3 hands from Omaha
Pencils from Lincoln Nebraska
A 3-D Grand Canyon
Strangely enough that was from New Mexico
Oh Happy day

I sent her two postcards
They came right back
Big wheel from Detroit Michigan
A lake freighter from Chicago
A cow wearing a stetson Montana
A chicken farm ranch from Utah
Utah was a good state for that sort of thing
It's Salt Lake City
Salt Lake City is a very good thing for that sort of thing
It's one of the best places for that sort of thing
That I've ever run into

Delaware Water Gap
Bill's Laugh-Inn
Jersey Shore Pennsylvania
Dubois Pennsylvania...
Did I ever tell you about the time I broke down outside Dubois?