Some hats are shaped like Oklahoma
Some hats are shaped like the Zuider Zee
Some hats are small and dusty objects
Some hats look like me

Some hats are thinking caps
Unmindful of their dinghy flaps
Some hats are springboks
Startled by low-flying trucks

I don't want to know why o-we-o-we-i

Some hats tumble and fly through the air
Some hats sit on foam heads and stare

O-we-o-we-i please don't ask me why
I don't want to know why o-we-o-we-i