[Verse 1]
A week inside, I think I'm starting to show
I told myself to keep myself in line
Should we get married or just go on killing each other?
I don't think I hate you enough to commit you to me

[Bridge 1]
Happy all the time
It's all we ever do
Steady in decline
It's all we ever do
I'm sorry but it's true

[Verse 2]
How can I save you when I couldn't save a dime?
I want to call you and tell you that I'm a fan
All my friends know better but I can't quite hear them
Still for the life of me I can't imagine our home

[Bridge 2]
Good things, that's all I want
All I want for you
Hold me
Set me free
It's all I want from you
It's sad and it's so true
[Chorus]
If you can't be the life of the party
You'll be the death of everyone
All I want is a life without parties
Want you as one

[Verse 3]
Watch this pot and it is sure to boil
Sometimes I catch myself thinking, "Boy or a girl?"
Kiss me on the teeth
It's all that we can do
Punch me
Wake me up
This lullaby is blue
Lie and say we're through

[Chorus]
If you can't be the life of the party
You'll be the death of everyone
All I want is a life without parties
Want you as one