Now, the first rule is that there ain't no rules
Some you win and some you lose
Just when you think that love is true
Somebody makes a fool out of you

You like it or not, one thing for sure
All is fair in love and war

You and me, we make love all night
And we end up in a knock down, drag out fight
We kick and we cuss and we scream and shout
Until we forgot what we're fightin' about

Kiss and makeup and make love some more
Cause all is fair in love and war

And now, anything goes when it come to love
Someone's going down when push comes to shove, yeah
It's a fight to the finish with no holds barred
Someone winds up with a broken heart
That's tough, that's real tough

Now baby, you know that I sure would grieve
If you were to ever leave me
I guess I'd have to find me someone new, yeah
Someone who's a little bit prettier than you
Just to even up the score
Cause all is fair in love and war, hey yeah

Hey now, anything goes when it come to love
Someone's going down when push comes to shove
It's a fight to the finish with no holds barred
If someone winds up with a broken heart
That's tough, that's real tough

Now baby, you know I sure would grieve
If you were to ever leave me
I guess I'd have to find me someone new
Someone who's a little bit prettier than you

Just to even up the score
Cause all is fair in love and war

You like it or not, one thing for sure
All is fair in love and war
Like it or not, one thing for sure
All is fair in love and war, yeah

I said, all is fair in love and war
Hey, all is fair in love and war
All is fair in love and war