[Intro]
(Ah)
(Ah)

[Verse 1]
I was born in Post-Nazi-Germany in 1981
Ronald Reagan just got into office, man
There's been a cold war going on (so sad)
Deutschland, my homeland, so divided
But you tore down the wall and helped us reunite it
America, America! You taught us democracy
Freedom of speech, equality and liberty
You gave us David Hasselhoff
One of the greatest actors and singers there will ever be
You brought us the McRib, Windows ME
Type-II-Diabetes and the great Bill Cosby
America, so inspiring
Your soon-to-be foresightful foreign policy
America, God shed his grace on thee
And thy new triumphant maxim so full of modesty

[Refrain]
Grab 'em by the pussy
You can do anything
You are a star, go on and do it
Move on 'em like a bitch
Grab the world by the pussy
You can do anything
Don't even ask, go on and do it
You don't need to use some Tic Tacs
(No-no-no-no-no-no-no
You don't need to use some Tic Tacs)
[Verse 2]
So many great American Idols
Dennis Rodman, Rudy Giuliani and this great actor from Happy Days
Almost as awesome as Fonzy
America, we thank you for your recent contributions
To political culture, you definitely killed it bigly this time
And that means something coming from a German
Thank you for lowering the bar
You taught us lately, everyone can make it
If one is just great and genius enough
And a TV-star

[Refrain ]
Grab 'em by the pussy
You can do anything
You are a star, go on and do it
Move on 'em like a bitch
Grab the world by the pussy
You can do anything
Don't even ask, go on and do it
You don't need to use some Tic Tacs

We love the new spirit of your nation
Let's walk hand in hand into isolation

[2x Refrain]
Grab 'em by the pussy
You can do anything
You are a star, go on and do it
Move on 'em like a bitch
Grab the world by the pussy
You can do anything
Don't even ask, go on and do it
You don't need to use some Tic Tacs